Poo-licious Majesty ????????
This here's the biggest load of all time! It's so enormous, it could probably feed a whole village of deprived pandas. The potentness is unbearable, and the hue is a gorgeous gold. I reckon this miracle deserves a royal crown.
Little Nugget Special ????????
OMG! You gotta check out this amazing Little Nugget Special! It's so adorable, it'll steal your heart. Totally, this little nugget is full with flavor and definitely worth the hype. Snag yours while they're gone! You won't regret
Mental Bird & Mate Pack ????????????
Yo, dudes and dudettes! Get ready to unleash your inner avian crazy with the Mental Bird & Mate Pack! This ain't your grandma's birdwatching club, homie. We're talking insane adventures, hilarious moments with your wingman, and enough booze to fuel a flock of eagles. ???????????? Think you can handle the madness?
Join us for challenges that'll test your limits, jokes that'll have you howling with laughter, and memories golden enough to last a lifetime. This pack is perfect for anyone who wants to live life to the fullest.
So what are you waiting for? Grab your buds, pre-game like champs, and get ready for the wildest ride of your life! The Mental Bird & Mate Pack awaits!
Smokes and Chico for the Legends ????????????
Yo, what's up, legends? We gotta keep it real/get lit/vibe chill, you know what I'm sayin'? Grab your blunt/Puff that pipe/Hit that swisher with some smooth plump turds ... lol Chico chocolate. It's a match made in heaven/The ultimate combo/Pure fire. That sweet, melty flavor compliments/goes perfectly with/matches the smoothness/buzz/kick of your smokes. You won't regret it!
This Fat Stool Showcase Vol. 1????????
Yo, get ready to smack your eyeballs on this, cuz we're droppin' the hottest droppings collection to ever hit the tube. We're talkin' chunky brownies that'll make ya wanna groan. This ain't your momma's potty training, folks. This is the granddaddy of all mountains.
- Get ready yourself for a gastronomical experience that'll leave ya starin'.
- Warning: this ain't for the faint of heart. We're talkin' next-level gross goodness here.
- Get your magnifying glass ready, cuz these beauties are gonna need a close examination.
Score your copy today and join the stinky stool society. You won't regret it. (But maybe you will.)
Turd Day Brunch: Chico Edition ☕????
Get ready to bust a move at the most bizarre brunch in Chico! It's Turd Day, baby, and we're worshipping all things pooey with a spread that will shock. Think chocolate cocktails, piles of doodie delights food, and a live band. Don't be a poop skeptic, grab your squad and get ready to get down!
This ain't your grandma's brunch, folks. We're talking culinary masterpieces of the digestive tract. Come hungry, come thirsty, and come ready to shriek at the sheer weirdness of it all.
Remember, Turd Day is a day for celebration. So put on your poop emoji costume and get ready to have a poo party you won't soon forget.